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Kyle Verhagen-Roberts

Junior eMarketing Strategist & Newbie Grunt

Grant Wright

Kyle Matthew Alexander Verhagen-Roberts is not short of names. But, to the QuirkStars he will probably remain "that short intern guy with pink hair who came for an interview that one time and brought his CV written on a balloon". His hair is in fact, brown and his fringe is in fact, purple. But who's splitting hairs? Kyle seems like an average Joe. That is, if you overlook his black fingernails, hair, the fact that he likes the Spice Girls, wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and never outgrew his desire to be a rock n roll star. Not that ordinary after all. What can we say: at Quirk, we like 'em quirky.

Other interesting facts about Kyle include:

  • He skipped grade 7 (that's standard 5 for those of the Old School).
  • He once self-amputated a wart on his toe.
  • He hates chocolate (there is evidence to show that people who dislike chocolate are in fact aliens and should not be trusted - we hope this is disproved soon).

His adoption of purple hair is not surprising to those who know him - Kyle comes from a long line of bad haircuts that include The Bowl, The Mullet, and the Corn Row. But we don't judge. Anyway purple hair is a sign of creativity, and, along with razzle dazzle and determination, this is what Kyle is planning to bring to the Quirk table. Aside from mastering eMarketing, Kyle's lofty goals include playing music in front of 50 000 fans and world domination.

Oh, and he likes pink. So Sarah will be happy.

"The man who has no imagination has no wings"

Muhammad Ali

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